i'm a single guy lookin for a connection
and to find someone to share my affection
chicks seem to only want my erection
once they get to know me all i get is rejection
i have a body chicks would fuck
if my mind they could chuck
my hard cock chicks would suck
if i wasn't such a schmuck
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
i'd be gettin pussy if shit were looks only
crazy people are the most lonely
even more so than the homely
crazy people are the most lonely
i have a body chicks would fuck
if my mind they could chuck
my hard cock chicks would suck
if i wasn't such a schmuck
i asked a friend how he handles strife
he said i need heavy metal in my life
shit like satan n'maybe a knife
then find a thoughtless killer for a wife
i have a body chicks would fuck
if my mind they could chuck
my hard cock chicks would suck
if i wasn't such a schmuck
i asked a friend how i can get laid
she said first it matters how much i get paid
shit like clothes, and cars, and how much i weighed
then find a stereotype to be clichéd
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
if i could keep my mouth shut
i have a body chicks would fuck
if my mind they could chuck
my hard cock chicks would suck
if i wasn't such a schmuck
